The Prince and the Pauper
of the blind men got up, and made ready by casting aside the
patches that sheltered his excellent eyes, and the pathetic placard which
recited the cause of his calamity. Dot-and-go-One disencumbered himself
of his timber leg and took his place, upon sound and healthy limbs, beside his
fellow-rascal; then they roared out a rollicking ditty, and were reinforced by
the whole crew, at the end of each stanza, in a rousing chorus. By the
time the last stanza was reached, the half-drunken enthusiasm had risen to such
a pitch, that everybody joined in and sang it clear through from the beginning,
producing a volume of villainous sound that made the rafters quake. These
were the inspiring words:—
'Bien Darkman's then, Bouse Mort and Ken,
The bien Coves bings awast,
On Chates to trine by Rome Coves dine
For his long lib at last.
Bing'd out bien Morts and toure, and toure,
Bing out of the Rome vile bine,
And toure the Cove that cloy'd your duds,
Upon the Chates to trine.'
(From'The English Rogue.' London, 1665.)
Conversation followed; not in the thieves' dialect of the
song, for that was only used in talk when unfriendly ears might be
listening. In the course of it, it appeared that 'John Hobbs' was not
altogether a new recruit, but had trained in the gang at some former
time. His later history was called for, and when he said he had
'accidentally' killed a man, considerable satisfaction was expressed; when he
added that the man was a priest, he was roundly applauded, and had to take a
drink with everybody. Old acquaintances welcomed him joyously, and new
ones were proud to shake him by the hand. He was asked why he had
'tarried away so many months.' He answered—
"London is better than the country, and safer, these
late years, the laws be so bitter and so diligently enforced. An' I had
not had that accident, I had stayed there. I had resolved to stay, and
never more venture country-wards—but the accident has ended that."
He inquired how many persons the gang numbered now.
The 'ruffler,' or chief, answered—
"Five and twenty sturdy budges, bulks, files,
clapperdogeons and maunders, counting the dells and doxies and other
morts. Most are here, the rest are wandering eastward, along the winter
lay. We follow at dawn."